Apparently, the sound of water is enough to get them annoyed. My neighbours call the police on me if I jump into my pool. I don’t know when I turned into a crotchety old man at 30 but damn those kids. Basically they just run wild and the parents either don’t care, or are too drunk to notice at times. I have a narrow driveway and last summer the one got his bike wedged between my house and my cars’ passenger door, scratched the shit out of it. I am just waiting for one to get seriously hurt and then it’s my fault. They run up and down the stairs of my porch constantly. They jump all over my porch swing even though I have repeatedly asked the parents to tell them not to. It sounds like children are being murdered on a daily basis. They only have one speech volume, which is scream. I guess not “from hell,” but their kids are the worst. It takes a sad and broken person to do such a thing. The picture was taken from my front porch. Look closely at the sign (above) my neighbor posted not days after my father’s week long agonizing death of lung cancer. It says “KARMA’s A BiTcH”. He treats us like we’re the ones murdering fluffy bunnies for our own amusement. We have a neighbor that keeps calling the cops on us because the bird is on our property and claims it is traumatizing his innocent children. Since we live next to a field, it’s pretty common for an eagle to sit on our porch and disembowel its rabbit for dinner. One of the animals that the sanctuary is meant to protect is bald eagles. We live near a protected area for endangered animals.
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The air in the evening would be all soupy and thick with some kind of burnt off chemical residue or whatever that was in the bucket they lit. The dad worked at fertilizer company or something.
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They burned things in some kind of old bucket that produced smoke, which smelled so toxic. I’ve had neighbors with shitty DIY backyard fires. I was cooking steak and bacon on the porch in the summer and they called the fire dept once for the smoke. It doesn’t matter how much you love your place, if your neighbors are a nightmare, you’re going to be miserable.Ī Reddit thread asked members to share their worst tales of neighbors from hell. When picking out a home the one thing you can’t predict is how your neighbors will be.